ONCE upon a time, there was a beautiful Princess who was being wooed by a suitor, Prince CHARMING. Now CHARMING really had the gift of the gab and told the young Princess that destiny had brought them together.

However, her father, King LARRY, wasn't that keen as he'd heard a rumour that CHARMING was off his ROCKER.

So, to make sure he wasn't just some CRAZY fool, EARLY one morning, the King engaged the services of BOBBY G Videos to spy on CHARMING to see if he could get the bigger picture on him.

BOBBY enlisted the help of a WISEMAN, who was the real BRAINS of the outfit. He said, "Nah man !! Yuh av dat MIX-UP. Him is a cool & IRIE dude from outa di HOOD"

When King LARRY heard this, he said, "alWRIGHTY then" !

So CHARMING went and bought the biggest DIAMOND ring he could find.

The King placed an HEARTICAL in the local Metro newspaper advertising the ROYal wedding and even laid on GILLY transport for everyone.

The couple married in the church of St STEPHEN down by the river JORDAN. Everyone agreed that the Princess looked divine in her ancient Greek, MAXIE wedding dress.

The wedding reception was held at King LARRY's YARD with fabulous food like sugar cane and sea BASs.

The music was supplied by 4TUNEFM, the number one SELECTOR for such grand events.
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By Maxie B